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( Levi's voice is aggravated when he clicks on his PokéGear, although really, it's not all that much different from his standard tone. )

Oi. My Pokémon have made eggs. I wasn't trying to do that, but it doesn't seem like they much care about my own intentions. The fuck am I supposed to do with these?

I don't need thirty fucking cats. ( There's a short pause for an almost melodramatic sigh, then. )

I'm sure they'll be shitting all over the place if I end up with too many of them. Do I hand them out? Sell them? Shit. ( After a few more seconds, Levi makes a sound like a 'tch' because wow complaining takes so much work nobody knows how hard his life is. )

Let me know if you want a cat or whatever.

( Aaaand click. )

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Good job on the babies. [ Clearly not directed at him...

Ah, but then he's talking to her about populating. ]

By coaxing them, of course. Sometimes with food, other times by leaving them alone in your bedroom...

I can't begin to fathom why you know so much about their mating habits.

That is because not only was I a Pokemon Breeder for over a year, I took over and managed the Breeding Centre in Goldenrod City for nearly two years. [ So she knows a little bit about cute Pokemon babies.

And their mating habits.

... but mostly the cute babies. ]

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