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[corporal]

( The first image on the screen when it lights up with activity is the ever-gazing, wide eyes of a relatively expressionless Espurr. It's definitely unsettling. As the frame pans out, one can see Levi in the background—seated on a couch—and it becomes obvious that the aforementioned Espurr is the one who's not only turned on Levi's PokéGear, but is moving it as well.

A beeping from the device is what gets Levi's attention; Espurr is silent, something he's thankful for, although that only gives the Pokémon more unwarranted freedom. An impatient 'tch' is heard as Levi gets up from his spot and closes in on the frame to lift the device and take it into his own hands. His brow is furrowed, and he's about to shut off the feed before he realizes 'Well, this is as good an opportunity as any to take advantage of an audience.' ) Oi.

This one's fucked up. ( He gestures to the Espurr—still endlessly gazing, although its wide eyes have now focused on Levi, who'd stolen its toy. Who even does that? How do you know Espurr didn't have important shit to say?

Levi's expression, when he turns back to the camera, is a cross between a grimace and a sneer. ) It doesn't make any noise. It doesn't fucking blink. It just looks like this, all the time. Is this shit normal?

( After a second, Levi makes a sound like a sigh. ) But then it gets up to shit like this when I'm not looking. My other one doesn't do that. Is it bored? Am I not feeding it enough? Fuck.

( Narrowing his eyes a bit, Levi glances at the Espurr once more, then back at the camera as he holds his finger on the 'END' button. )

It's creepy as hell. ( Another 'tch' sound, then the feed shuts off. )

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[Video]

[corporal]

[ LMFAO dude basically. i can barely look at espurrs. i wanted to acquire one in ORAS for funzies but i changed my mind....... ]

We've established that it's probably watching me in my fucking sleep. [ is he making a joke... it's not easy to tell... ]

Now that's a bold statement. Some of them seem huge--and ugly.

[Video] Espurr is so hilariously creepy no joke

[foolishwren]

Yes, as a matter of fact, it is a bold statement.

And I will stand by it.

[Video] haha oh god yeah

[corporal]

[ were levi capable of laughing, he'd have laughed at that -- so instead it's like a slight 'tch' sound that looks a light kind of amused ]

Have you encountered them before? Do you have one of them?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Not one of my own, no, but my roomie does. _{[... As well as a few of her OTHER roomies. It's weird to be referring to people other than Henry by that title, though, even if she's living in their house. Henry is just the ULTIMATE ROOMIE. Who gets high and eats her snacks all the time.]}

He ate a cigarette butt right off the floor, once.

_{[... A pause.]}

... The Pokemon. Not the roomie.

... Though I wouldn't put it past him, either.

[Video]

[corporal]

[ okay well that definitely gets a raise of his brows fo sure ]

What the fuck. That's disgusting.

Obviously you need to keep a better lead on the both of them.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

I really should.

I mean, Pokemon are practically living garbage disposals, you could probably feed them nuclear waste and they'd be fine, but I think the roomie probably isn't that sturdy.

[Video]

[corporal]

[ hah. ] Nuclear waste? [ yo okay normally levi wouldn't ask about that since it can be inferred but damn he's curious and also i rly want to hear heather explain nuclear anything to levi omfg ]

So, they're like dogs.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Yeah. Nuclear waste.

_{[... A pause.]}

... Oh. Uh.

_{[IS HE ONE OF THE PEOPLE FROM SOMEWHERE THEY DON'T HAVE STUFF LIKE THAT...]}

... Like, when something's radioactive?

[Video]

[corporal]

[ he does not want to admit how confused he is rn ]

Radioactive?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Uhhh... shit.

_{[IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE SHE'S BEEN TO A SCIENCE CLASS, MAN, SHE'S A LITTLE RUSTY.]}

Like... okay, when something's molecules keep emitting particles like crazy, and it's all unstable, it's radioactive.

And it can pretty much kill you or give you cancer and shit just by being around you.

[Video]

[corporal]

—something can kill you without—touching you? Excuse me?

[ WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK, levi screams to the heavens, flipping all tables within his vicinity and maybe some oddishes also ]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Yeah.

... Well I guess technically it is touching you, but on a scale that's too small to see with the naked eye.

I dunno.