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[corporal]

( Levi's voice is aggravated when he clicks on his PokéGear, although really, it's not all that much different from his standard tone. )

Oi. My Pokémon have made eggs. I wasn't trying to do that, but it doesn't seem like they much care about my own intentions. The fuck am I supposed to do with these?

I don't need thirty fucking cats. ( There's a short pause for an almost melodramatic sigh, then. )

I'm sure they'll be shitting all over the place if I end up with too many of them. Do I hand them out? Sell them? Shit. ( After a few more seconds, Levi makes a sound like a 'tch' because wow complaining takes so much work nobody knows how hard his life is. )

Let me know if you want a cat or whatever.

( Aaaand click. )

Comments

voice;

[ex_cashcow493]

Thirty? That is an incredible amount of offspring. Your Pokemon should be praised for their hard work.

[ Now selling 30 eggs at any given time is a task. ]

voice;

[corporal]

[ o-oh my god she's so cute why..... ]

I was exaggerating. They didn't actually have thirty shitty cat children.

[ then, squinting, even if it's obviously not.. noticeable over the feed rn.. ]

—praised—...if they're animals, isn't it in their nature to fuck? That doesn't seem like a feat.

voice;

[ex_cashcow493]

Oh no, they are often peculiar about their mating. Sometimes they refuse if they are not fond of the climate or their environment, then there are the ones you really have to coax into it.

[ Someone's been at this for way too long. ] If you will not praise, then I shall.

voice;

[corporal]

[ the degree to which levi is frowning rn is subcritical. ]

Be my guest.

—wait, then how do they populate at all? [ inb4 levi learns about pandas and fuckin loses it ]

voice;

[ex_cashcow493]

Good job on the babies. [ Clearly not directed at him...

Ah, but then he's talking to her about populating. ]

By coaxing them, of course. Sometimes with food, other times by leaving them alone in your bedroom...

voice;

[corporal]

I can't begin to fathom why you know so much about their mating habits.

voice;

[ex_cashcow493]

That is because not only was I a Pokemon Breeder for over a year, I took over and managed the Breeding Centre in Goldenrod City for nearly two years. [ So she knows a little bit about cute Pokemon babies.

And their mating habits.

... but mostly the cute babies. ]