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[corporal]

( Levi's voice is aggravated when he clicks on his PokéGear, although really, it's not all that much different from his standard tone. )

Oi. My Pokémon have made eggs. I wasn't trying to do that, but it doesn't seem like they much care about my own intentions. The fuck am I supposed to do with these?

I don't need thirty fucking cats. ( There's a short pause for an almost melodramatic sigh, then. )

I'm sure they'll be shitting all over the place if I end up with too many of them. Do I hand them out? Sell them? Shit. ( After a few more seconds, Levi makes a sound like a 'tch' because wow complaining takes so much work nobody knows how hard his life is. )

Let me know if you want a cat or whatever.

( Aaaand click. )

Comments

voice

[death_glare]

How is it that a cat is capable of laying eggs?

[ He's been reading through the handbook he was given, but still can't honestly comprehend that aspect. ]

[text]

[unkinder]

[Okay normally he might have ignored this, but.

Good Lord.]

I do hope you're exaggerating.

voice;

[ex_cashcow493]

Thirty? That is an incredible amount of offspring. Your Pokemon should be praised for their hard work.

[ Now selling 30 eggs at any given time is a task. ]

voice

[fortunatetoaster]

... man, you should sell 'em. Even if its just for like, a thousand an egg, that's a whole lotta money you're sittin' on.

voice

[scoutingangel]

[Oh... Guess a girl's social skills / egg buyer knowledge is good sometimes because she's been busy with trying to get a few more pokemon from other breeders or people with eggs anyway.]

Corporal, you could sell them, give them away for free or trade them for pokemon, that you don't have.

[Yes, she knows trade might a weird term for him (here), but she can explain in a bit. Meanwhile she's tempted to come praise his kittens for good work. ...and pretty sure 30 was not the real amount because wow, that would be insane from two kittens.]

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[hopeslastreward]

[... what do you even say to this post? Komaeda doesn't know. But he responds anyway, because he's Komaeda.]

Well, first of all, I think you should try calming down a little.