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( Levi's voice is aggravated when he clicks on his PokéGear, although really, it's not all that much different from his standard tone. )

Oi. My Pokémon have made eggs. I wasn't trying to do that, but it doesn't seem like they much care about my own intentions. The fuck am I supposed to do with these?

I don't need thirty fucking cats. ( There's a short pause for an almost melodramatic sigh, then. )

I'm sure they'll be shitting all over the place if I end up with too many of them. Do I hand them out? Sell them? Shit. ( After a few more seconds, Levi makes a sound like a 'tch' because wow complaining takes so much work nobody knows how hard his life is. )

Let me know if you want a cat or whatever.

( Aaaand click. )

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[ levi is also a fan of excessive violence in discipline

this is a match made in heaven ok ]

—I suppose I hadn't considered that, although it seemed unusually cruel.

[ They should trade ideas back and forth. Discuss some hard discipline plans over a cup of coffee. You know, typical coffee talk topics. ]

Honestly, if they are not behaving, then you have to show them who is in charge. And if they don't listen, release them.

[ Oh man, so true. How does William feel about tea? bc Levi's huge into his black tea. so into it that they made him his own tea apparently.... they're basically soulmates lbr ]

I wish it were simple enough that I could just release them—but unfortunately I'm generally their military superior.

[ William's from London, of course he loves tea. Though he is a coffee drinker too. Gotta stay awake to reap souls all day and night. ]

At least you take your job seriously.

[ Why can't you work for him, Levi. Honestly. ]

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[ awww yeaaahhh and damn why is his job so much more exciting than levi's, levi wonders ]

And how do your subordinates behave?

[ A very audible huff. Some of them try but... don't even get him started on Grell. ]

I will say this: They need to learn to separate their personal and professional lives.

[ that gets a small, low laugh. ]

They're not great at steering clear of dramatics, I take it?

Dramatics is putting it lightly.

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