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( Levi's voice is aggravated when he clicks on his PokéGear, although really, it's not all that much different from his standard tone. )

Oi. My Pokémon have made eggs. I wasn't trying to do that, but it doesn't seem like they much care about my own intentions. The fuck am I supposed to do with these?

I don't need thirty fucking cats. ( There's a short pause for an almost melodramatic sigh, then. )

I'm sure they'll be shitting all over the place if I end up with too many of them. Do I hand them out? Sell them? Shit. ( After a few more seconds, Levi makes a sound like a 'tch' because wow complaining takes so much work nobody knows how hard his life is. )

Let me know if you want a cat or whatever.

( Aaaand click. )

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[ Levi's reply text takes a while, since he's staring at all this information with a sort of self-hating awe. Holy fuck. This entire time, you stubborn butthole, you could have learned this shit and not been walking everywhere on foot like a scrub. ]

Thanks for all this information. [ that sure is easier to type out for this guy than it is to say aloud... ]

Do I need more than two Pokemon, if I want to level them and acquire these badges?

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[unkinder]

[Well you gotta learn somewhere, Levi.]

More than two would be preferable. You can carry up to six for a reason.

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And I'm sure acquiring more of them is simple?

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[unkinder]

It is. ...if you know how, of course.