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[corporal]

( Levi's voice is aggravated when he clicks on his PokéGear, although really, it's not all that much different from his standard tone. )

Oi. My Pokémon have made eggs. I wasn't trying to do that, but it doesn't seem like they much care about my own intentions. The fuck am I supposed to do with these?

I don't need thirty fucking cats. ( There's a short pause for an almost melodramatic sigh, then. )

I'm sure they'll be shitting all over the place if I end up with too many of them. Do I hand them out? Sell them? Shit. ( After a few more seconds, Levi makes a sound like a 'tch' because wow complaining takes so much work nobody knows how hard his life is. )

Let me know if you want a cat or whatever.

( Aaaand click. )

Comments

voice

[corporal]

—what do you mean by sparking; like fire?

[ then; ]

Don't tell anyone I admitted that shit about the cats.

voice

[fortunatetoaster]

Nah, like, lightning. Electric stuff. She's an electric type an' she's a sheep. So like, sometimes her fur gets all satic-y and she starts sparkin' if you touch her.

An' besides, you already admitted that on the network. So anyone can see it.