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( Levi's voice is aggravated when he clicks on his PokéGear, although really, it's not all that much different from his standard tone. )

Oi. My Pokémon have made eggs. I wasn't trying to do that, but it doesn't seem like they much care about my own intentions. The fuck am I supposed to do with these?

I don't need thirty fucking cats. ( There's a short pause for an almost melodramatic sigh, then. )

I'm sure they'll be shitting all over the place if I end up with too many of them. Do I hand them out? Sell them? Shit. ( After a few more seconds, Levi makes a sound like a 'tch' because wow complaining takes so much work nobody knows how hard his life is. )

Let me know if you want a cat or whatever.

( Aaaand click. )

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... man, you should sell 'em. Even if its just for like, a thousand an egg, that's a whole lotta money you're sittin' on.

That seems kind of fucked up, but I guess you're right about the money—not that I can actually use it to buy anything of value here, but whatever.

... well, you gotta pay for food an' places to stay while you're travellin', right?

—I guess I hadn't thought about that. I've been using a fucking tent.

A tent? Really? Ain't that too cold this time a' year?

[ it's obvious that levi is loathe to admit this when he says it aloud, but still, he certainly says it. ]

The cats are warmer than they look.

[ ... c: ]

Yeah, aren't they? When she ain't sparkin' up all over the place, Kirarin's real good for nappin' with.

—what do you mean by sparking; like fire?

[ then; ]

Don't tell anyone I admitted that shit about the cats.

Nah, like, lightning. Electric stuff. She's an electric type an' she's a sheep. So like, sometimes her fur gets all satic-y and she starts sparkin' if you touch her.

An' besides, you already admitted that on the network. So anyone can see it.

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